Greetings, fellars!

I, Tirah the Destroyer of Worlds, am here to welcome you in this glorious place.

A place I call...

a paradise!

(If it did not meet your expectations, a friendly reminder that refunds are not allowed.)

Welcome to Paradise!

Now that you're Here!

I'm Dictator Tirah and you are in my play area.

What we have:

  1. A jarful of mind-reading bugs and grub.
  2. Mouse pads with my face on it!
  3. All the presidents, prime ministers and other major authority figures from all 195 countries who I've forced to have a tea party together.