Greetings, fellars!
I, Tirah the Destroyer of Worlds, am here to welcome you in this glorious place.
A place I call...
a paradise!
(If it did not meet your expectations, a friendly reminder that refunds are not allowed.)
Welcome to Paradise!
Now that you're Here!
I'm Dictator Tirah and you are in my play area.
What we have:
- A jarful of mind-reading bugs and grub.
- Mouse pads with my face on it!
- All the presidents, prime ministers and other major authority figures from all 195 countries who I've forced to have a tea party together.